Humor-Mens-View
Humor helps make my day! Men have their own unique humor. My wife says that men are idiots, and my reply is ... makes you laugh - don't it?!

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?
Ever wonder why?
It's because she smells like a new Truck.

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A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue .
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

Finally, a condensed version of the book that will help men understand women better!
WOMEN are to blame for most of the lying men do. They insist on asking questions.
Man - Dating 3 women
Men's brain vs Women's Brain
Every time I see this, I really laugh - the truth is too much!
This is funny! check out this website, some great pics!


WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name never changes.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay. oops...
Wrinkles add character
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines. ***( OK...maybe not a lot about engines for some of us)...
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You sometimes get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $10.50 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
You never have strap problems in public
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look>
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes
No wonder men are happier.

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Who is Your Friend? |
Try this Experiment ... Lock you spouse and your dog in the trunk of your car!!!
Wait one hour, then open the trunk.
Then, see which one is glad to see you! |
Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
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And here we go...
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
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